So sometimes there are things said that I just can't believe left someone's mouth, I am leaving the WHO a secret, so here is a collection of some of the things that were said in the last week or so:
- Apparently I can identify Mormons by the way they look
- I have my best ideas when I am at that half hallucinating point of mom sleep deprivation
- but there is still talk of kidnapping and lobotomy
- is Proverbs the biblical equivalent of "you can't turn a hoe into a housewife"?
- just FYI I just told my female Canadian friend I would marry her so she can have citizenship
- I haven't had a napping child in at least 18 months....tell me stories....what's it like?
- Damn you and your uterine bleeding!!
- SO I remember thinking I was a hard ass once upon a time, and now I get my panties in a bunch over magazines and people's feelings. lol